Thursday, 19 February 2015

Texts to Haley

Haley here!
Since August I have received some of the most amusing texts from Whitney. They always come right when I need them and never fail to make me either roll my eyes or fall on the floor laughin my head off. They're too good not to share. Here goes:

-Another teacher just gave me something and I ate it. I think it was a packing peanut...

-Lunch here is good and all but I'm about 75% sure that I ate an eyeball

-Some teenager just showed up at my door, gave me a sprite, and asked to use my toilet....I think someone's playing truth or dare....

-Either there's a glitch in the matrix or these girls I teach are twins and I've taught them both for a month without ever realizing they were different kids. What mother dresses her twins exactly the same every single day??? I've been calling seoyun "seowon" this entire time! Talk about being setup to fail >:(



-Also I played a card game with the kids for "faster than" and such and guess who their favorite was??

-(Haley) You made yourself the fastest??? Pahaha!!!!
-I made myself the best >:) I didn't tell the kids that card was in there and they got a huge kick out of it.
They may think I'm a little full of myself now....


-The haircut turned out pretty asian. Slowly but steadily... I am becoming a korean. Oh and my stylist was a middle-aged man with blue hair. I am living in an anime.


-I got pelted with soccer balls and wads of paper all day yesterday but then today I replaced the word "happy" with "zip-a-dee-doo-da" in my 3rd graders' vocabulary and it's been the best decision ever.


-Oh yeah- remember the part in joseph where the brother holds out the "z" sound, kills a fly, and eats it? I was teaching the 3rd graders the "z" sounds today and reenacted that impulsively and they lost it. Now I'm being followed around by "bzzzzzzzz *slap*!"


-My principal just came in with a dirty root he found outside and made me eat it. It tasted real bad. 
-(Haley) Why do you always say yes?
- I don't know!!!
 My student are saying "salad-day" instead of "saturday" and "hamburger-time" instead of "have a good time" and I almost don't wanna correct them


-Yesterday the 3rd grade teacher told me there was chicken in the library so I rushed in. I got stuck sitting through an hour-long staff meeting and there was no chicken. Why she do dat??



-Ajumas always be givin me candy. It's like my reward for speaking toddler-level Korean.

-One of my kids learned to say "shut up" from whatever tv show he's watching and kept saying it to his classmates so I told him it's a rude thing to say and "please be quiet" is better. Then some kid in the back started getting rowdy and I shouted "shuttup, Hanul!" And they'll never take me seriously again......

-What are you supposed to do when there's just a whole crab floating in your soup...?

-A mom came into the teachers room with her 4-5 year old boy while I was working on a lesson The kid spent a good 5-10 minutes just standing right next to my chair staring at me while his mom talked to the admin. Most uncomforable 5 mins of my life. Child, Just let me work!


-Just had my own little Korean drama scene. My frat boy next door neighbor came by at 6:45 AM and told me he lost his key. Sounded a bit like bs but I couldn't get him to go away and he kept insisting on resting at my place. I finally let him sit on the couch but told him I had to leave soon so he'd have to go. Then he started begging to be my boyfriend and telling me how nice he'd be while I repeatedly told him no with a million reasons why. He told me he was in love with me and the language barrier didn't matter. It was very melodramatic. I think he just wants and "exotic" gf. Eventually he hung his head and left. The whole conversation took  place on the translator on my phone so it was hella awkward already. Oh my gosh I need to start prefacing conversations with korean men with "I have a tall strong boyfriend named lars." Oh he also promised he would study English. I told him to go find a nice girl and stay away from foreigners. 

-After a really rough morning I walked up to the school to find a small group of fourth graders crouching in the snow. They spotted me and scooped up snowballs and came charging yelling "get teacher!!" I screamed and threw my hands over my face, bracing. Then at the last minute, they threw the snow in the air and sang "let it go" then giggled and ran off to make snow angels. WTH, 4th graders?

-Today my kids taught me that everyone in America has blonde hair/blue eyes and eats hamburgers/ steak, the statue of liberty holds a book and soft serve ice cream, and every American owns a gun and likes to shoot Japanese people.... they wouldn't even let me get a word in. 

-So there's this chicken place across the street that cooks up a fried chicken/ fried rice mix that I like to get when I've reached the max of my laziness. Which is apparently at least once a week because the owner told me yesterday "you must walk a lot because you eat here too often but you're not fat." Tere's a compliment in there somewhere I know it >_<


-Today on the junsu diaries: "what are you going to do on saturday, junsu?" Junsu: "I'm going to go to hell."

-Today at church, brother kim handed me his 3 year-olds stroller, made a pushing motion, and disappeared. And thats how I ended up babysitting for an hour... I told anyone who asked that it was my child since I don't know how to say babysitting in korean. 


-My latest angry note to frat boy:  

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

Aigo February 15, 2015

"Aigo" is my favorite Korean word. It means "Sheesh" or "Geez!" I guess it's something old people usually say so I get some weird looks when I say it.  Anyway, it kind of describes the past few weeks. 

I might have mentioned that my 6 classes with the sixth graders before graduation got cut down to 3. Well, the 3 didn't even happen. 

My first lesson with the 6th graders went fine. Mr. Song was late so I took the opportunity to tell the kids that we had a lot to do in a short amount of time so I needed them to work extra hard so we could get through the lessons in the book and have a class party the following Monday (which would be their 3rd and last class). The kids were excited and told me they wanted movies and games and cookies. I was planning on spending the weekend gathering some cheap party supplies so we could have an "English party" for the last class.

Mr. Song arrived and, while he did his usual lecture thing, we somehow managed to get through two lessons in one class period. Mostly because the kids were determined now to finish so they didn't encourage Mr. Song to talk too much. I think Mr. Song recognized the need to get through the lessons too so he let me talk more than usual. 

On Friday, I had what I thought was my last class with the 3rd graders and they'd finished their textbook ages ago so I'd run out of ideas. So we watched Wall-E and I had them make little books using the English they'd learned. It was a really lame lesson and I felt bad for not having anything planned. I'd been more focused on the 6th graders. But then their teacher told me we'd have one more lesson on Monday. Aigo!

I had my 2nd-to-last lesson with the 6th graders that day too. We were 20 minutes into the lesson when Mr. Song turned to me and said, "Oh, by the way, THIS is the last lesson. My mistake". I froze up and my whole lesson quickly fell apart. Mr. Song turned to the 6th graders and explained in Korean that this was their last English lesson. Everyone became really quiet and I just stared awkwardly at the floor because I wasn't prepared to say goodbye to my favorite class. Then Junsu, the kid who likes to play teacher and joke around, piped up, "Teacher, I will remember you!" And I got a little choked up and thanked him. Then the other kids one by one started chiming in with "Thank you for teaching us." "English was very fun" "I will miss you" and other such things. I turned to Mr. Song and asked if we could take a picture as a class. The picture was a little awkward but the kids were surprisingly willing to take it (they usually refuse to take pictures). Then Mr. Song told them class was finished and led them out of the room and I didn't even get to really finish the lesson. So that's how my 6 classes turned into 1 1/2. But I guess we technically finished the textbook :/ minus a few review sections. 

I was still really bummed though. The 6th grade class has really come a long way and I really bonded with the students. I had little gifts for the 6th graders for graduation that I had planned to give them during their last lesson on Monday but that obviously wasn't going to happen. So I had to find another way to get them to the kids without making it awkward.

There's a store in the shopping district of Chuncheon called "Artbox" that sells all sorts of silly little gift items and school/art supplies and I'm really addicted to wandering through there because the selection changes every week. But, everytime I go on the weekends, I run into a student. And it's usually when I'm buying glow-in-the-dark cat stickers or something weird. So, on Saturday, I was grabbing some pencils and tiny notebooks to go in the gifts for the 6th graders and I hear a gasp and turn around to find Seunghee, one of the 6th grade girls. She looked really startled to see me there and kept clutching her chest and saying "What are you doing here?" And I had to make something up while hiding the gifts behind my back. It was really awkward. 

Sunday I went back to church for the first time since my vacation and got a warm reception. I forgot how friendly everyone in the ward is. I was a little late to sacrament meeting so I tried to quietly slip in and take a seat by the Sister Missionaries but then everyone I passed started shouting greetings at me so that plan failed. So I had to walk down the aisles bowing to and greeting each person I passed and shot an apologetic look at Brother Kim on the stand. I guess that's just how things work in a tiny ward, there's no such thing as discreet. 

We had our usual meal after church and I ate with the Chinese couple. They love telling me all about Chinese culture and it's really fascinating. I had participated in their Gospel Principals class that day and the husband told me my English is perfect and asked if I practiced it at home. This was really confusing and I thought he was being sarcastic but then he explained that he'd been studying English linguistics a lot and my pronunciation was exact when I was reading from the lesson manual. I realized it was because I speak differently now around non-native speakers because I'm so used to teaching and having to be exact in my pronunciation. So I just told him it's because I'm a teacher and normally I don't speak that way. It was really flattering though because I can remember not too long ago when Mr. Song and the other teachers were constantly telling me to slow down and speak more clearly and I thought I'd never achieve "perfect English". 

After church, I was standing in the hallway talking to a few members and two of the elders when Brother Kim came up with his 3-year old, Sunny, in her stroller. He handed me the stroller, made a pushing motion, and then disappeared. I was confused when he didn't come back and then Sunny started yelling demands so I started pushing her back and forth. I know I teach kids regularly but I'm still so awkward with them. At one point one of the Elders walked by and I told him "I have no idea what I'm doing" and he just laughed.  One of the bishopric members walked by and pointed, asking me about it in Korean but I didn't know how to say "babysitting" so I just put my hand on her head and said in a serious tone, "My child". He got a kick out of that. I spent the next hour strolling Sunny wherever she told me and eventually, out of boredom, I started running her down the hall and making quick turns. The relief society ladies who were cleaning up in the kitchen got into it and started poking their heads out and chasing after the stroller. Sunny was screaming something that could have either been "Faster! Faster!" or "Help! This woman is kidnapping me!" But it was fun. Eventually Brother Kim reappeared and gave me a ride home. Sunny now calls me "Big Sister" and I've finally gained her sassy 3-year-old acceptance.

Oh, I guess we're losing 2 more Elders. I'm getting really nervous that Sister McCloskey is next. I hope that doesn't happen for a while. Darn transfers.

On Monday, I tried to make it up to my 3rd graders who'd had the really lame lesson on Friday by putting together a scavenger hunt for them using the vocabulary they'd learned.
I arrived at school really early that morning - before even the principal had gotten there - to set it up. The English room was so cold that my fingers were red and stiff trying to tape things in place and cut paper strips.
The kids loved it though so it was worth it. Their teacher and I spent the whole lesson standing to the side and laughing at the 3rd graders' antics as they tore apart the English room. 

That was my last official class so I've been desk warming ever since. It's making me crazy with boredom just sitting around in my little office but I've managed to study a lot of Korean and read some books. There was the incident with my heater exploding into flames, which added some excitement and made for a running joke around the school. Sometimes I think the other teachers only pay attention to me when it comes to mocking my pain :/ Otherwise, I'm like the school ghost who just drifts in during lunch and then disappears to her office for the rest of the day. 

I started taking yoga. I'd met Ella, the yoga instructor, my first week in Chuncheon but hadn't gotten around to signing up for yoga until just now. It was only 6 months of procrastinating. Ella still remembered me surprisingly, she even noticed I got a haircut. Good memory. Ella's a Russian-Mongolian who speaks 5 languages not including her very limited English. And her yoga classes are way more hardcore than I expected for a beginner class. She only speaks Korean during class so I end up watching the other students a lot to figure out what's going on. And she constantly circles the room fixing everyone's form by grabbing them and bending them into the proper position. It's extremely painful and sometimes awkward. I noticed one of the girls start crying everytime Ella approached her. She's a really good teacher, though, and easy to follow. Just intense. One of the middle-aged women in the class immediately became my rival for some reason and likes to slam doors in my face and scoot away from me during class. I think she's a xenophobe. There's also an older man in the class who's constantly groaning and then falls asleep and snores during corpse pose. His English is really good. And a Hungarian guy comes in on Fridays so I have one person to talk to. Luckily, he struggles just as much as I do or we couldn't be friends. The classes are hard and I feel like the most imbalanced and inflexible person in there but it feels good to be exercising regularly. The only problem is that my work schedule means I can only attend yoga in the evenings and that means I sometimes can't sleep those nights because I'm too wired afterwards. I've gotta figure that one out. It was supposed to help with sleeping. 

Anyway, there was a rumor going around that Mr. Song was leaving but I didn't believe it until I texted him about helping me with something and he told me he's changing schools. So I'm co-teacherless. That's really gonna suck. And from what I've heard they haven't found anyone else willing to take the co-teacher position. I'm a little worried but I've been able to communicate enough with the administrative staff and Sunyoung that I think I should be fine unless something really complicated comes up. I also found out Hana - the 5th grade teacher - is leaving too. She's my age and speaks decent English so we usually hang out on teacher trips so that was pretty depressing to find out. 

On Thursday, I realized I hadn't given the 6th graders their gifts and they'd be graduating the next day. I texted Mr. Song to ask if there was time today and it turned out he wasn't even at the school. Apparently, the 6th graders had been left to their own devices all day and I guess that's normal when a teacher doesn't show up? I went out in the hall and spotted one of the 6th graders delivering milk and asked if his class was upstairs in their room. He said they all were so I grabbed the gifts and headed upstairs. 

I was nervous for some reason. It felt awkward now since English class is over and I was just walking in with gifts. But once I stepped into the classroom and found the kids milling about, they all looked excited and hurried to their desks, giving me their full attention. Junsu joked "Oh, hello, strange person, I am Junsu! Nice to meet you." And it broke the tension I'd been feeling.Then the kids excitedly told me they have no teacher today. I chatted with the kids for a minute.  I explained to them that I'd brought gifts to congratulate them on graduating and because they'd done such a good job in English class. I told them I hope they'll like middle-school and keep studying hard and that I would miss them. I'd hand-written each of their names on their gifts in calligraphy - which I kind of regretted because I could barely read the fancy font. This was also the ultimate test as I handed out each gift individually. I've learned all their names by now but there are two boys who I always get mixed up. But, thankfully, I nailed it and the kids started tearing into the little packages. I'd given them some sweets, tiny notebooks, color-changing pens, pencils, and a little note I'd typed up and printed. The kids immediately started reading the note out loud together as if we were in English class and trying to decipher what it said. It was really funny. I helped them understand the note and asked if they were excited about graduation the next day. They said yes but they were a little sad. Junsu said "Teacher, I have something for YOU!" And handed me a fancy little giftwrapped rice ball. I thanked him, said goodbye, and left the classroom feeling a lot better about the whole thing. 

At lunch, I sat with the Vice Principal the three sixth grade girls. Cute little Seunghee was carrying the gift around with her and showed it to the Vice Principal. I was a little embarrassed but glad she liked it so much. She saw that her calligraphy name was missing and seemed devastated but then found it on the ground by the lunch line. Seunghyeok, my autistic student, brought me a cup of water and said "Miss Teacher is good teacher" and then grinned and scurried off. I'm really going to miss him. 

The next day was graduation and it was really cute. The younger students had made videos for the 6th graders saying they'll miss them and wishing them good luck in middle-school. There were lots of "Big Brother" and "Big Sister" and "I love you" thrown around. Then a few of the 5th graders performed on stage. It was like a miniature version of the school festival. Then the whole school sang some songs together and the 6th graders were given various awards. Seunghee got a huge stack since she's involved in EVERYTHING. And Seunghyeok, the autistic boy, got his award and started fist pumping and waving the award in the air like he'd won the olympics. He was really exuberant through the whole thing and had everyone laughing, it was cute. 

Anyway, since then it's just been same-old desk-warming and running errands. We have a long weekend this week because of Chinese New Year so I'm gonna go skiing and maybe do some Spring cleaning. The rest of February's gonna be real boring so I don't think there will be much to report on. I am keeping busy with yoga, book club, and possibly becoming the new ward pianist though so I think that'll help with the desk-warming blues. 

Hope everything's going well for you guys! Love ya!

-Whit

 



February 2, 2015

Hey guys,

I just got back to Korea a couple days ago and it's been weird readjusting. Re-acclimating to the cold is the hardest part. I forgot how absolutely freezing it gets here and it just about took my breath away when I first walked out of the airport. I feel like I've forgotten all of my Korean too, I could barely write my address on the customs forms. 

Anyway, the Philippines was an experience. The day before, I was invited to the Kims' house (the 1st counselor's family). Sister Mccloskey's new companion had just arrived and they wanted to have a welcome dinner for her. It was perfect for me too because I wanted to see everyone before taking off for vacation. Ima - the girl from Africa who the sisters have been teaching - came as well. I'd met her a few times since the sisters want me to come along to her lessons and she's a really sweet girl. She's a student at the International University nearby studying to be a college professor. I forgot her subject but I know she said she wanted to teach at the University back home in Burundi. Her native language is French but she speaks English really well, which is why the sisters wanted me around for her lessons. Anyway, Sister Mccloskey and I had been placing bets on her new companion when we found out she'd be training a greenie. We were sure she'd either get a Korean who doesn't speak English or an American/English-speaker who doesn't speak Korean. However, she ended up getting a girl from Sri Lanka. Who speaks neither. I had to try to hold it together when I found out.

The Sri Lankan sister (who's name I can't even try to spell or pronounce because it's 15 letters long and almost entirely made up of consonants) was really funny. She did speak a little English and Korean (she'd learned both in the MTC) so she was able to keep up for the most part. The Kims' daughter, Sunny, was enamored with her. She's the sassiest 3 year-old I've ever met and takes a long time to warm up to people but she immediately wanted to play with the new Sister's long wavy hair. It was adorable to watch them interact. Brother Kim had put up a welcome sign in all of our native languages - French, Korean, Sinhala, and English and it kind of became a multi-cultural night. Sister Kim taught us all to make Kimbap. I'd already had some experience making it at home so I helped the other girls with their rolls. The kimbap was delicious and we had a fun visit. The other girls took lots of pictures but I was dumb and never pulled out my phone. I'll try to steal their photos if I can because it really was a fun night. Sunny was eating the kimbap faster than we could make it so I'm surprised we had enough for everyone else. 

 Brother Kim's a lot like Dad as far as his humor and personality so I always feel like I'm being parented by him. He and his wife always send me home with tons of food too. They gave me a ride home after Kimbap night and gave me some tips for the Philippines. During my vacation, they would check in periodically via Kakao Talk to make sure I was doing okay. They're in their mid-to-late 30's, I think, but they feel like my Korean parents. The bishop sometimes checks in on Kakao too to let me know about activities and find out if I'll make it to church on certain days. Except the bishop doesn't speak English and ignores the fact that I don't speak Korean. It really keeps me on my toes but I'm to the point now where I can respond to most of his texts in broken Korean. 

Our first night in the Philippines was pretty miserable. There were four of us - Chris, Nywani, Simon, and I. The others are all from Canada and anytime someone asked where we were from, I got Canadianized for the sake of conciseness. Anyway, our plane got delayed and we didn't get into Manila until 2 AM. It was hot and muggy and we were exhausted. We took an airport taxi to our hostel and the traffic was so bad that a 15-minute drive turned into over an hour so we got to our hostel at 3 AM. On the way, we noticed the whole city was wide awake. We saw children running around and entire families packing onto the little makeshift tricycles that darted around cars. The scene reminded me a little of what I'd seen of India on TV. Lots of sketchy little vehicles with too many people packed onto them. There were giant posters dedicated to the pope everywhere. He was visiting the Philippines that weekend so that explained the heavy traffic. It turns out almost every single person in the Philippines is a devout Catholic and everywhere we went, we saw bible verses plastered over everything and rosaries hanging from rear-view mirrors. Our hostel was really dumpy. We'd be staying in some pretty shady hostels but this one was among the worst. Our room was tiny with three beds taking up every bit of floorspace. We discovered a trundle bed underneath one of them that could only pull out about halfway due to the lack of room. Plus the "AC" just blew hot air while making a horrible noise like a chainsaw all night. I don't think any of us got any sleep. 

That was our first wake-up call to what the Philippines would be like. The scenery was amazing - we were surrounded by tropical vegetation, farms, rice paddies, and beaches. But tucked into all that were miles of slums, brothels, skeletal stray dogs and cats, as well as pickpockets. We had to make sure to always watch each others backs to avoid getting robbed. Every bus stop we got off at, we would get surrounded by people trying to sell snack food or carry our bags for tips and emaciated children begging for coins. The poverty there is so widespread, it was rare to see a Filipino that wasn't struggling to get by. Apparently, when they were cleaning up the streets of Manila for the arrival of the pope, many homeless children were rounded up and put in cages. Of course, the pope got wind of this and put a stop to it but it's devastating to hear about. I had a hard time being around it and being aware of how privileged I am. I also felt really useless for not being able to do anything for the people there aside from letting them carry my bags for tips. Not everywhere was like that. Occasionally we'd see nice houses and average-looking apartments closer to the cities but they were rare. It's strange that Philippinos are treated so poorly in Korea (they get the same treatment as a lot of Mexicans/Hispanics in the states). They're actually very hardworking and never asked for money without offering to do something for us in exchange. And even the homeless people we came across spoke perfect English. It was strange after the lack of English-speakers in Korea. Even the people who do speak English in Korea speak a really broken version and have a hard time understanding me. But people in the Philippines never missed a beat when communicating. And their accents were lovely. They always called me "Mam" or "Madam", which bugged me at first but I got used to it after a while. I had to make a mental effort not to bow to people or speak Korean since it would be pretty weird behavior there. I still would constantly catch myself shaking hands or giving/receiving things with two hands though. Tagalog also uses a lot of borrowed English and Spanish words since they've had so much influence from Spain and America so I actually understood quite a bit of what they said to each other. 

Our main form of transportation there were the makeshift tricycles, which act as taxis. It's a motorcycle or dirtbike that's been welded to a carriage - usually made of scrap metal. Some of them were so worn out that I could see the ground through the floor or see where screws and spot-welds were coming loose. The other option was a "jeepney", which is their version of a bus. It's a van that's had the seats torn out and replaced with long benches on either side of the cab. They don't leave the bus stop until at least 20 people are crammed into the back - 10 on each side. Usually a few stragglers will climb on top (we may have been those stragglers at one point) and lots of farmers will load giant bags of rice or produce on board with them. So it's pretty cramped. One time a guy got on with a live duck dangling from his hand with its feet tied together and no one batted an eye. 

Indoor plumbing was pretty rare in the Philippines. Most toilets don't have a tank so they lack the ability to flush. Some are just a stool with a hole in it so it barely resembles a toilet. And often a few people have used it without cleaning it out. Rather than flushing, you fill a bucket with water from a hose outside and dump it into the bowl and the water takes all the stuff down. Toilet paper was almost non-existent so we had to steal it wherever we could find it and carry it with us. Showers were also usually just a glorified hose like we have in Korea except that they had very little water pressure and only spouted cold water. We were pretty gross for most of the trip because of this. Again, I felt like I'd led a pretty privileged life. 

After the bad hostel, we met up with our friends Alex, Jenny, Christian, and Kevin at the bus station. We spent the day traveling to Alongapo - a town on the coast where we would be staying for a few days. The resort there was fantastic. It wasn't exactly luxurious in any way but the food was amazing and the staff were incredibly friendly. One in particular - Ranjit - who is half-Philippino and half-Indian became our buddy right away when he found out our friend, Kevin, is also Indian. Sometimes when he was off the clock, he'd come hang out at our table. We also had a little kitchen girl who had a beautiful singing voice and would belt Christian music from the kitchen or sing along with the music that was playing. She inadvertently serenaded every meal we had and we gave her a nice tip the last day and thanked her for the music. She was really bashful about it and told us "Oh, I just like to sing. I'm not very good."

 The resort was right on the beach and you could either rent a cabin or a tent. We stayed in a cabin the first night but then camped on the beach for the other two. We probably spent about 30 bucks each for those 3-4 days and they provided everything we needed so we hardly ever needed to go into town. The first day, we played frisbee, swam in the ocean, ate amazing food, and just lazed about the beach. There was one dish they served in the little eatery called "Tofu Sisig" that I want to recreate at home because it was phenomenal. The mangoes we bought at the local market were also to die for. Korea needs to up their mango game or I might just move to the Philippines. 

Day 2 we went Island hopping with some guides from our resort. We all packed into an outrigger canoe or "pump boat" and sailed out into the ocean. I seriously underestimated the effects of that much blaring sunlight having come from the dead of Korean winter. So I got burnt to a crisp. I'm still shedding skin off as I type. I never did develop any kind of sunscreen-wearing habit. Anyway, we passed some pretty amazing cliffs and the ocean surrounding the Philippines is the bluest I've ever seen. It was an amazing ride. The Island we landed on was beautiful. It was heavily forested and had a beautiful river running through. We met a Philippino/New Zealander there who was shooting at fish with a little bow and arrow and he let us take turns trying. We swam a bit and then got back on the boat. We were supposed to go to a 2nd island but the water was too choppy so we headed back to our resort. 

That night, we all grabbed some drinks (Coke for me) and snuck down to the beach to watch the sunset and do some stargazing. We sat in a circle on the sand and chatted for a while but it slowly died down into a companionary silence. The stars there were incredible since it was lacking the light pollution we were so used to. 

Day 3 -  Kevin, Christian, Alex, Jenny, and I signed up for surfing lessons. I hadn't slept well since my sleeping mat was really thin and I could hear one of the guys snoring from his tent all night so I almost backed out. I got out of bed around 7 and our surfing lesson was at 8 so I spent that whole hour debating whether to go since I was so tired and would have to skip breakfast til after. I was all set to bail but then went at the last minute and I'm so glad I did. We threw on some shirts that the instructors provided but didn't have to deal with wetsuits since the water was so warm and they probably couldn't really afford them. The lesson was actually really easy but I was so out of it that I kept screwing up the land exercises and our instructor kept yelling "wipeout" at me. I think we were all pretty sure I wouldn't be getting up on the board at all. But, to everyone's surprise, once we got out on the water, I was nailing it. I even surpassed Christian and Alex who have surfed before and I only wiped out once. The one time I did wipeout was like being in a washing machine - the wave spun me around like a ragdoll and I thought I was gonna die for sure. We each had our own instructor by this point and they were great teachers. I think they were joking at first when they said we'd be competing with each other but me and Christian took it really seriously and kept demanding rematches. We were neck and neck for all the little competitions until right at the end when I beat everyone. I was so proud of myself. Poor Kevin and Jenny had a bit of a hard time. Kevin got up a few times but Jenny wasn't even trying at the end. She would start to get up on the board and then plug her nose and daintily hop off. I think she kept chickening out. Getting up on the board and riding to shore was the most exhilarating experience for me though and I've been craving another go ever since. It was seriously addicting. My instructor, Chad, was really cool too and he was going nuts at the end when I came out the champion. I should have gotten a picture with him :/ but I was so out of it at the end and booked it for the eatery because I was starving. Lame-o.

After that, we split off into our smaller groups and went our separate ways. Nywani, Chris, Simon, and I headed to Banaue on the other end of the island. It was a grueling day-and-a-half long trip that involved a long bus ride. The bus dumped us off in some small shady town late at night and informed us that that was as far as we'd go. We had thought we'd be going all the way to Banaue but it turns out it's really rural and isolated so not many drivers go out that far at night. The town we were in did not look good and there were no hostels to stay in. We ran into a bar to use the restroom and when we came out and looked around we only saw women. They were a bit scantily clad and were eyeing the guys in a funny way til we realized we'd just stumbled into a brothel. Outside we kept getting swarmed by a group of men asking where we were going and if we wanted a tricycle. Some of them didn't seem very trustworthy and I caught a few reaching for my bag. I had the hunting knife I'd found in the backpack I'd borrowed in my hand the whole time just for comfort but I don't know what I would've even done with it. We argued with a driver for a while who refused to take us to Banaue unless we paid $100 since it was so remote. Finally, we decided on a hotel 9 Kilometers down the road and grabbed a couple of trikes. We definitely learned our lesson about traveling at night. 

The next day we took a jeepney out to Banaue. We actually had to take four different Jeepneys to get all the way out there and when we did, we found that the area was cold and rainy. An old lady farmer on one of the jeepneys clucked her tongue at me for wearing shorts and said "Banaue very cold".  I hadn't really packed for that kind of weather but we got by. It was beautiful though. Lots of forests and little farms and rice terraces everywhere. We ate lunch at a hostel up on a hill that overlooked the whole little town. The view was incredible. Everything was lush, green, and mountainous. We hired some trikes to take us out to the tallest rice terraces and it was quite the ride. We sped over narrow roads, skirting a bit too close to the edge for comfort. A landslide had torn up the road the day before so we had to stop for construction workers to move the giant boulders a few times. The rain was getting pretty heavy by this point and we seriously considered turning back but the trike drivers wouldn't have any of it. 

Everywhere we went in Banaue we would see bright red splatters all over the street and couldn't figure it out until we saw one of our trike drivers chewing up some leaves and spitting red goo on the road. It's a really popular form of chewing tobacco they use in the Philippines. They wrap a large nut and some white powder in the leaves (the nut gives it that red color) and chew it up and spit it out. Apparently certain powders make them feel "dizzy", I'm not entirely sure what it is. But the boys in our group got really into it and tried some. It looked repulsive. A lot of Philppino men have bright red stains all around their mouths from it and I think it rots their teeth as well. 

Eventually we got to the trailhead that would lead to our hostel. As I got out of the trike, I spotted a hairy brown face peering out at me from a fence. When I got closer I realized it was a monkey and called my friends over. We offered him some of our nutbars and he downed them with some serious zeal. He was actually really friendly and would hold your hand and look through your bag. He must have been really used to taking food from tourists. He was kind of mean to the stray dogs in the area though. Anytime one looked at him when he was holding food, he'd attack them. Kind of scary. 

We set out down the hiking trail and two of the stray dogs appointed themselves as our guides. We named them Tony and Danza. They didn't seem to mind our lack of food and remained by our sides all the way down the trail and ended up staying at our hostel as well. This must have been normal since the owners didn't chase them out or even really acknowledge them. The trail was beautiful - it gave us a few sneak peaks at some smaller rice terraces and then we emerged in a tiny village made up entirely of rice farms. We were told the farmers live off the rice they grow and don't really sell it but stick to their little community. It made sense since they were very remote and hard to get to. Our hostel perched on top of one of the mountains and we could see the miles of rice terraces from the dining area as well as from the window of our room. The terraces covered a whole cluster of mountains with little huts scattered here and there. 

We enjoyed the view and the food for the evening then went to bed. The next morning, we had breakfast and headed out into the village to explore the terraces. It was a brutal hike up steep steps and over the tops of narrow walls made of mud and rocks. We ran into a stooped little shaman who gave us some tips on shortcuts and how to not plummet to our deaths scaling the terraces. It was bizarre, I was pretty sure we'd just run into a mystical figure. Each hut we passed was accompanied by a little chicken pen with a few pigs and ducks here and there. We saw several farmers out in the fields planting their rice or preparing the paddies. We made it to the far end overlooking the terraces and then hiked to a nearby waterfall where we took a break for a while. We saw a few other hikers along the way from all over the world. Some older ladies from Israel, a family from Spain, some students from the UK, and a really obnoxious French guy. 

We ran into the French guy a few times and did not get the best impression of him. He'd fallen into a rice paddy at some point and muddied the back of his khakis so, being the epitome of mature adults, we deemed him "Monsieur Poopy-Pants" for the remainder of our journey. The guy treated his tour guide like a servant. We saw that all Mr. Poopy-pants had on him was a (very pretentious) carved walking stick with some kind of bird of prey on top so we offered him snacks and water but he turned it down. Then we found out his guide was actually carrying the guy's backpack, food, giant camera, and water bottles FOR him. He would periodically tell the guide to hand him his camera or take a photo for him and then make him carry it again. Then as we were hiking back up the mountain, we ran into him again. We were all feeling the weight of our bags at this point - gasping for breath, and scrambling up the steep stone steps. Monsieur Poopy-Pants came skipping up behind us (still bagless) and when he saw us struggling said, "I thought that this would be hard but it is so easy for me. When will it get more difficult?" Obviously making a jab at us for being so out of shape. Even though he was carrying NOTHING. I turned around and said, "I guess you need a bigger mountain" and I don't think he got my sarcasm because he just smiled and turned to his guide, who was keeping five paces behind him while carrying all his stuff. Then he said, "Oh, am I going too fast for you, Guide? I will slow down so you can keep up." Effing butt-hole. We were glad to lose him when we took a short-cut through the village. 

We hiked back to the trailhead and found the same monkey hanging around as before. We had some mangoes that were going bad so we cut them in half and shared with him. He tore the thing apart in seconds, scraping every last bit from the peel. Then we headed back to Banaue and stayed in the hostel we'd eaten lunch in the first day. 

The next day, we headed to another village of rice terraces and wandered through them for a while. It wasn't nearly as steep but we had to walk along the narrow walls of the terraces and got lost a few times trying to find a hot spring. Luckily, the farmers there directed us where to go until we got back on track. I didn't mind being lost because it was so beautiful there. It was hilly and green and the terraces were full of rice. Eventually, we made it to the hot spring and a little woman who tended to it showed us were to change into our swimsuits and where the warmest spots were. The hot spring was incredibly clean and warm and we soaked in it for a while. A few little village kids came by and we taught them how to skip rocks then we went on our way to the town to catch a ride back to the Manila. 

 We had the long ride on several jeepneys and took a cramped overnight bus to Manila. It was a miserable ride and I don't think any of us slept at all. We got to the airport at 5AM and waited around until our flight to Cebu at 1PM. We built our own little shanty village out of our hiking backpacks and took turns napping on the floor or on rows of seats. We must have looked really homeless since we hadn't showered, changed clothes, or slept in days. Most of the other passengers avoided us. Nywani also lost her wallet at some point on our journey and spent most of the morning calling banks to cancel her cards. It really sucked but luckily Chris was there to help her through it and loan her some cash (he's her boyfriend, I think I forgot to mention that). 

After spending a lifetime in the airport and a pretty uncomfortable flight to Cebu (during which I got in a fight with some British ladies. I've honestly never disrespected older ladies before but these ladies were CRAZY), we hopped on a ferry to the island of Bohol where we crashed for the night. I had the best night's sleep of the entire vacation mostly because I was going on nearly 3 days without sleep and was so exhausted that I passed out. The beds were also strangely comfy at this hostel. 

The next couple days we didn't really do much. We checked into a nicer hotel - still had questionable plumbing and a cold shower with no water pressure, but it had a fancy infinity pool overlooking the ocean, real Air conditioning, and a ping-pong table. We mostly lounged for the next two days, I binge-read nearly 3 books (I ignorantly stumbled across Haley's 3-million-page Epic on my kindle so that stalled me) and got burnt extra crispy (ontop of my already terrible sunburn - when will I learn?) I tried to sit in shade but then the shade would shift and I wouldn't notice until I could practically hear my skin sizzling. We also got our own little screening of "Into the Woods" out by the pool on a projector, I was pretty psyched even though it was obviously a pirated copy. Most of the other patrons at our hotel were fat, ugly German men with young Philippina escorts. They looked really bored and unhappy. The men and women had no chemistry and we rarely saw them actually talk to each other. 

After we'd gotten our fill of lazing about, we went into the more touristy part of the Island to check out the beach. It was weird there, we saw soooo many European tourists and the place felt more like Hawaii than what we'd seen of the Philippines. Restaurants were fancier and there were souvenir shops everywhere and I honestly didn't like it as much. It didn't feel genuine at all. Tour guides wandered around trying to get people to sign up for tours, an old man walked along the beach trying to sell sunglasses, and women rode in on trikes in scrubs and offered massages to passing tourists. 

We wandered the shops and snacked at some restaurants until we ran into our friend from orientation, Kelvin, from New Zealand and his Austrian friend, Andreas. It was a crazy coincidence that he was there. They joined us for the rest of the evening though and it was a lot of fun. We found an Australian BBQ outdoor restaurant and ate dinner and listened to their live band then cruised around to check out other music venues along the beach. We got back to the hostel pretty late. This hostel was even more miserable than the first since it was dirty, cramped, and hot as a sauna all night long. The AC unit only blew hot air here as well so I was dying. 

The next morning we were all pretty run-down but we headed for the Chocolate Hills anyway. They're some weird geological anomaly. There are hundreds of round little mounds with sparse vegetation spread out over the entire Island. I guess in August they turn brown so that's where they get their name. We headed to the highest viewpoint on top of one of the hills and looked over a huge expanse of the little hills. They kind of look like acne. But they're really beautiful and the views were intense. We had planned on taking some ATVs out to explore the hills but everyone was pretty low on cash so we went ziplining instead. The zipline went from one hill to the next and overlooked the valley. We got on a bicycle that was attached to the zipline and actually biked across. It was incredible and kind of cool to be in control of how fast you want to go and be able to pause at different points. I strapped on my GoPro and got some pretty great shots while I was up there. 

We also stopped by the Tarsier sanctuary. Tarsiers are the world's smallest primates and kind of look more like rodents. They're like a mix between little yodas and gremlins. They're nocturnal so most of the ones we saw were napping in their little trees but they were super cute. We ended up joining a group of Korean tourists and they had no qualms about getting up close and personal with the tarsiers and snapping photos in their little faces. I felt bad for them. Apparently tarsiers are really reclusive and require a lot of personal space. We were told that tarsiers kept in captivity will often commit suicide and they'll attack each other if they get too close. I don't know how they mate but it explains why they're an endangered species. One of them got woken up by the Koreans and opened its giant creepy eyes. They're eyes can't move around because they're disproportionately large. They're these giant orangey orbs with pin-sized pupils and in order to look around, a tarsier will rotate its head 360 degrees like an owl. Super creepy. The one that woke up opened its eyes and looked around at us before going back to sleep. I think they only live in the Philippines so it was cool to see a few. 

That sort of marked the last big thing we did on the trip. After that we spent most of our time traveling back to Manila and stayed in a hostel with a bunch of other foreigners the night before our flight back to Korea. The hostel was really nice this time and had a kitchen where the owners would cook up anything you want. The food was great, I had a dish made with coconut milk and veggies that tasted a bit like Thai curry and even better for being homemade. The owners gave us some mung bean stew as well for free. We hung out with the other foreigners who came from all over the place and swapped travel stories. One girl has been roaming all over Asia since August and I can't even imagine how she affords it. But hostels in most countries are really cheap so I guess it's doable. 

The flight to Korea was pretty uneventful. It was weird adjusting to being back. We got in late in the afternoon and tiredly went our separate ways. I was so happy to walk into my tiny apartment and say hello to all of my furniture. After I'd set down all my things and looked at my empty fridge, I decided to get some groceries and hang out at my favorite little coffee shop next door. The owner's name is Jino and he's really funny. He knows a tiny bit of English and just calls me "Teacher" since my name's too hard to say. I usually go there to study Korean and he and his wife know this so they'll usually help me a little when they're not too busy. They roast their own coffee and use old traditional methods to brew it instead of a modern coffee maker. I love watching them work because they treat it like art and take time to explain the process to their customers.

His wife was there when I walked in and immediately started my favorite citrus tea and led me to the spot by the fireplace where it was warmest. She doesn't speak a word of English but knows that I can understand some Korean so she always chatters away while I smile and nod. I think it's her way of making sure I'm practicing my Korean and I've started to understand more and more of what she says even if my responses are really short. She asked me if I have roommates and seemed really sad when I told her I live alone. She gave me a free pastry, which I was really excited about because I was starving. Then I cracked open my textbook and started studying as the afternoon rush came in. Koreans are weird, they usually drink coffee in the afternoon and evening instead of the mornings. I think they've missed the point. 

I feel like I've had to relearn how to read Korean and I've forgotten all the customs. Bowing feels extra awkward and I get confused about simple words like "and". But I think I'm picking it up again. 

School's been frustrating. Before I left I verified with Mr. Song that I'd have 6 days of teaching when I got back, which was just enough to finish the textbook with my 6th graders. Then yesterday I waited around all morning and none of my classes showed up. When I finally got a hold of Mr. Song he told me I wouldn't teach until Wednesday so I asked him if he could tell me exactly how many lessons I had left. He was vague about answering as usual. I always have to ask him several different questions before I can get an answer and when I finally got it out of him I found that I only have 3 days of teaching left with my 6th graders. I really hope he doesn't randomly cancel any because there's no way I can wrap up their textbook if he does. I also wanted to have some kind of goodbye party on their last day but I don't know if I'll have time. I don't think he understands how much work I've put into my lessons and how much I want to say a proper goodbye to the kids. The 6th graders have become my favorite class and I'm going to be really sad to see them all go when they graduate next week. I know Mr. Song's really busy but he's completely unavailable when I need something and it's frustrating. I'll get over it though. I think if I get the kids excited about a party on the last day of English, he'll have to follow through. 

Anyway, that's it for me. Sorry this e-mail turned out so long. I really should learn how to keep a blog so I don't send you guys word vomit every week. As it is, this is my only form of journaling. Maybe I'll hire Haley to keep a blog for me, I can't seem to motivate myself beyond e-mails. Anyway, love you guys - and I wanna hear what you're all up to!  

-Whit



January 11, 2015

So we're gearing up for the end of the school year and winter camps. It's been a little stressful trying to catch up on curriculum and plan things but I'm thinking the camps will be fun once I know what's going on. It's been like pulling teeth trying to get any info about what I'll need to prepare.  

Korean schools have a long winter break (the whole month of January) just after Christmas and then go back to school for a week or two in February before the school year ends and they move up a grade midway through Feb. It's really weird the way they've broken it up. I would think they'd just move on after the break. I think it has to do with the lunar new year in February. But, on the bright side, it gives me more time with my sixth graders. 

The 6th grade students have really become my favorites but now they're all talking about going to middle-school and stupid stuff like that. I wish I could just hold them back. I keep telling them they can't leave me and I know it's going to be really sad when I teach my last lesson with them. My two travel schools have their last lessons with me next week and then it'll just be Cheonjeon until mid-February (aside from winter camps). It'll be weird to start a new year in February with a new batch of students. And suddenly my 5th graders will be my 6th graders. So weird. I teach completely different styles for each grade so I'm sure it'll be weird for them too. I just can't believe those 6th grade punks will be in middle school soon. They're just babies. 

Most of the EPIK teachers went to an English Symposium on the coast last weekend but when I asked my school for permission to go they informed me I'd be going to a workshop with them instead. I was a little bummed since I'd miss out on seeing some of my friends from orientation but it was fun to spend time with my school. The only problem was that all the meetings and tours were full Korean so I would have no idea what was going on. 

So Friday, we ended school early and everyone hopped on a bus to Yeongwol (about 2 or so hours South of us along a river). Yeongwol is a very small town nestled in the mountains with a river running through it. Mr. Song explained that it's basically a town of museums. People go there to river raft as well as visit the many museums scattered throughout the little mountain range. The museums are fairly small and each is pretty remote (they're each hidden on their own little mountain) so the bus had to cart us back and forth along the windy little roads. 

I was surprised how much I enjoyed Yeongwol. The first night we stopped by a photography museum that was full of old photographs depicting Korea after the war, when the country was still struggling. None of the captions were in English so I had to fill in a lot of the gaps myself or find Mr. Song or another teacher to explain things to me. But the photos were really eye-opening. There was such a huge contrast between the 50/60's and the 70/80's when there was a sudden boom of modern life and prosperity. There were a lot of exhibits showing the inner-workings of cameras and how they've developed over the years that I really wished were in English. There were also a lot of little green screens where you could take a picture with different backgrounds. I took one with Ms. Hwang (the special ed teacher) that was supposed to look like we were hang-gliding but I think their camera wasn't calibrated because the framing was really off. It was a cute picture though. Ms. Hwang is the one around my age who likes to have tea in her classroom together. She's one of the happiest cutest people I've met. Her first name is Beongal, which Mr. Song told me is Korean for "smile". I thought it was very fitting. 

After the museum, we went out for Korean BBQ. Any time we all go out for dinner, there comes a part of the night where everyone starts going around pouring shots with each other and conversing. It seems to be the goal to exchange shots with every teacher. Our vice principal is usually pretty conservative about alcohol and I've only ever seen her sip beer - I think because she usually drives people home or has to keep a level head while she keeps an eye on the principal. But I think since we had a bus towing us around, she decided to let go a little. She drank A LOT that night. At one point, she had been making rounds pouring and accepting shots with the other teachers when she came to me. She grabbed my sprite bottle and started sloshing it everywhere but my glass while telling me, "Hittuni-saeng-nim, I lub you. But I can'tu Englishi". Then she kind of shuffled off. It was a beautiful moment we shared. 

After that, I was really exhausted. Being surrounded by Korean language and formalities all day is kind of draining so I was ready to crash. I shared a room with the other four female teachers around my age and they informed me the moment we got settled that we would have another meeting at 8:30 that night. Even though I don't speak Korean, I wasn't exempt from any of the meetings so I went. Everyone sat in a circle on the floor of the principal's room where there were snacks (we had eaten SO much food already at BBQ, I thought I would die) and then they whipped out MORE beer and MORE liquor. I'd already seen the principal get lost trying to find his bathroom so I was pretty shocked that they'd brought out more alcohol. As the meeting proceeded, I slowly slid back into the hallway with an armful of oranges and a book. More and more lately, I've felt like the school's pet Labrador - always present but not really involved. But I was perfectly happy eating my oranges and reading my book as long as no one noticed me not participating. Eventually, the principal spotted me and shouted something at Hanna (the 5th grade teacher). She crawled over and sat next to me and said "principal say I have to take care of you". Oh good, a babysitter. But she told me she didn't really care about the meeting - it was awkward for her too since she's younger. So we sat and chatted for a while. One of the administrators stumbled into the bathroom next to us and when she came back, she slunk against the wall and slid down to sit next to us. I guess she was too drunk to make it back to the circle. So she joined the conversation as best she could. She told me she worries about me - I hear that a lot from the other teachers. It's sweet. It was nice, I don't get much opportunity to talk with the other teachers at my school. Usually, everyone's really busy all the time. 

After the meeting, the principal insisted on Noraebang (Korean karoake) but I had hit my limit so I snuck away to my room. Usually hotels here are just an empty hardwood room with little sleeping pads folded up in the closet. So I found a nice spot by the window and passed out. 

Saturday was a marathon of museums and memorial sites. First was the traditional paintings museum, which was a short hike up a mountain and over a hanging bridge. The paintings were beautiful and this was the one museum with English descriptions so I devoured every little label I could read. The paintings held a lot of really interesting symbolism - mostly to do with prosperity, having lots of children, and learning. One of my favorites was of a fish becoming a dragon - a painting commonly gifted to scholars who were about to take a big exam. There were a lot of paintings of ancient Korean gods with little boxes for cash offerings that were full of won. Most of the art was on those folded partitions, many intended for wedding gifts to bring good luck to the newlyweds. The partitions gifted to scholars were made of beautiful Chinese characters containing stories from Confuscious. Most old paintings, especially scholarly ones, contain Chinese characters because the Korean alphabet was considered too easy and wasn't taken seriously by scholars. So most old poems and shrines are in Chinese. It kind of evened the playing field for me and the other teachers. 

After that, we visited some historic sites such as the burial ground and home of a famous poet - Kim Sat Gat (I think it's a pen name that means "Weird hat Kim" or something). He's always depicted wearing a domed hat, which isn't really the style of most Koreans. Mr. Song told me that Kim Satgat's grandfather was a government official who surrendered during political turmoil so that the family had to go live in exile. Kim satgat wasn't aware that it was his grandfather but won a literary contest with an essay that criticized the government official who had surrendered. When he found out it was his own grandfather, he donned the hat out of shame, claiming he didn't deserve to see the sun or sky ever again. A lot of the history I learned was pretty depressing.

The next stop was an island in the river where a young king was also sent to live in exile when his Uncle took the throne. He lived there for several years until he was found and killed by his uncle's men. Mr. Song told me that the uncle was actually a very good king so I'm really confused about the moral of the story. The island was really beautiful and we got to see a recreation of the king's house. While we waited for the ferry back, a few of the teachers started trying to skip rocks across the river. Mr. Song was really good at it, I was second best next to him. The other teachers were really impressed with my skills ;) Hanna came over and asked me what we called it in America and I told her "skipping rocks" I guess the Korean word for it "Mul susaebi", which literally means "water pasta". Random. I think susaebi is like "gnocchi" so I can almost picture it making sense. 

After a few more historic sites, we stopped in a tiny restaurant for lunch. I sat with mostly non-English speaking teachers so I took the opportunity to practice my Korean by asking them what some of the side dishes were. We had soup for our main course and it was really tasty but had some weird blueish-gray chewey bits in it. I was pretty sure I didn't want to know what they were so I kept eating. Eventually, one of the teachers noticed me eyeing the little morsels and whipped out his translator. He smiled broadly and proclaimed "snails!" And I nearly spit out the mouthful I'd just taken. Ah, man. I was eating a bowl of pond water. I later told Mr. Song that Americans aren't big on snails but the soup was still pretty good. He seemed surprised we don't eat snails. I guess it's pretty normal here. I know they roast and eat some other kind of bug because I've seen street vendors selling them so I guess snails don't seem that bad. Not as bad as sundae either. 

On our way home, the principal had us make one more stop. We hiked up a little ways to a giant standing rock overlooking the river. We could see the whole valley from it and it was an incredible view. Korea's landscape is so diverse, it never ceases to amaze me. It turned out to be a great trip and I learned so much about Korean culture. 

Church was fun on Sunday. The Chinese couple got called to teach the gospel doctrine class so it's in English now and when we have a Korean investigator, the missionaries translate for him. Since the relief society is now made up of two Korean ladies, me, and the Chinese sister, they like to have us do part of the lesson in English as well. It's really sweet. We all bore our testimonies at the end of RS this week and it was a sobfest. I also heard they might be giving me a calling around Christmas and I'm a little nervous. I think we agreed that my only useful skill is the piano but I don't know when I would ever practice. I threatened that I would play with one finger if they called me as a pianist so we'll see what happens. 

Today was awesome with lessons. I love when my lesson plans click and the students get really into it.  I'm on a lesson with the 6th grade at my 2nd school (it's a bigger class) where I'm basically teaching them how to explain Korean culture to foreigners. We're learning phrases like "how do you say this in Korean?" and "Can you tell me about it" and such. There's a Korean board game called "Yutnori" that keeps coming up in the lesson and the kids seemed pretty interested whenever it came up so I did some research on it. It's a really old game that goes way back and is usually played on New Years. Instead of dice, they throw four sticks in the air and move the pieces according to how the sticks fall. It's kind of a strategy game and I didn't get the rules so I made a giant board with each space containing a prompt for them like "What is a Janggu" "What's ____ in English?" etc. I also bought the sticks they use and some colored magnets to use as markers. I've been working on it for a week and it's the most excited I've ever been about a lesson. I kept it all hidden when I came into the classroom today. The textbook part of the lesson involved a lot of reading and writing to explain the rules of the game and the students were pretty bored with it. Halfway through class, I asked if they could tell me how to play Yutnori. They said yes, thinking it was a speaking assignment and I asked them what I would need. One student chimed in, "You need four sticks", so I pulled out my yutnori sticks and said, "Are these okay?". It was the best reveal ever. The kids lit up, sat up straight and shouted "Wow!" when they realized we'd actually be playing Yutnori. Then they said I'd need four markers for each player, so I pulled out my magnets and put them on the board. The excitement built a little more. The last thing they said was "a board" so I pulled out the board I'd made and their teacher helped me put it up on the chalkboard with more magnets. The game turned out really fun and the kids loved explaining the rules to me as we went along. It was more complicated than I thought. It was a huge hit and really hilarious. Each student had their own method of throwing the sticks. Some would gather them up and kind of prayer over them before flinging them up. Some would throw them sideways like they were skipping rocks. It was fascinating. And the strategy behind the game was intense. We had a last-minute underdog win the game right at the end and the classroom exploded. Some of the girls grabbed the board off the wall and admired it for a while as I packed up and some of the boys came over to review the game with me. I don't know if I'll ever be able to top that lesson. 

I went into the 3rd graders room next (I was early) and they were watching a video as a class. It had English subtitles up so I sat and watched with them. It was a claymation about a piece of dog poop - Koreans have a weird fascination with poop. The claymation was actually pretty emotional, I got a little choked up. The little piece of dog poop was sad because his only friend, the piece of cow poop, was taken away to be fertilizer on a farm. Then he was lonely for a while and pondering his existence and purpose until he met a fallen leaf who explained the circle of life. But the video ended early and the teacher said they'd finish it tomorrow so I never get to find out what happened to the dog poop :/ The video they'd watched last week was about a mother pig who's husband kept trying to eat their babies but she made such delicious kimbap (korean sushi) that her husband would transform from a wild boar into a docile pig....they watch some weird stuff. 

The school was cleaning the shoe lockers today so the principal took all the teacher's shoes into the faculty room. He cleaned every pair himself and set them by the heater so they'd be warm when we left. It was a super nice gesture, I felt really bad when I walked in and saw him cleaning my shoes. They were probably real dirty. 

Anyway, hope you guys are having fun with Christmas festivities! The holidays have made me super homesick but I'm getting through it. The ward's having a Christmas party next Saturday and I've invited some girls from Korean class to their special Sunday service. We'll see how it goes. Some of my EPIK friends are having a dinner on Christmas Eve here in Chuncheon and a Christmas party the next day plus we're doing Secret Santa. So it sounds like there will be plenty of festivities. 

Let me know how things are going on your end and let's arrange a skype session for Christmas!

-Whit

January 9, 2015

Hey guys,

Things have been really busy the past few weeks but it's calmed down now that winter camps are finally over and I just have a week of desk-warming before I head over to the Philippines. Such a relief.

The last couple days before break were fun. I had hardly any lessons to teach then my last lesson on Friday with the 6th graders sort of got cancelled. I had the lesson all planned out and ready but then Mr. Song texted me saying the 6th graders wanted me to come to their bbq party instead of teaching a lesson today so I said okay and went to their classroom. The boys were all crouched on the ground around two gas-stoves. They had every kind of meat imaginable piled next to them and kept throwing more and more on the grill. When they saw me they waved me over saying "Can you join us?" and handed me a plate stacked a foot high with meat. They told me they'd saved me the best meat. I knew my stomach would hate me but had to accept their offer. It was fun to sit back and chat with the kids though, we don't get to do that very often. I was peeved at first that my lesson had been thrown away but was glad they invited me to their Christmas party.

The holidays were nice. I was more homesick than ever on Christmas day so it was hard to be around people but I spent the day with the Canadian crew anyway. We did a gift exchange and ate a potluck-style dinner and everything was really delicious. I made some homemade eggnog that was pretty good considering I had to make a lot of Korean substitutions. 
One of the guys brought Roman candles so of course we ended up having Harry Potter duels outside the complex by aiming them at each other instead of in the air. My days playing dodgeball really paid off and I got a good shot  at Simon's leg and won mine. Yes, we're all in our mid-to-late-twenties. They were a bit drunk but I had no excuse. 

New Years came at the end of my double-camp week so I was exhausted New Years Eve. I'd already finished a camp the week of Christmas at my smallest school, Odong. We did a Christmas theme so the kids learned some carols, learned to make frosting (unheard of in Korea so we used Mom's recipe), and we built "ginger-bread" houses out of salted crackers and weird Korean candies. They actually turned out pretty good and the kids were really creative about the construction of their houses. There were a few frustrations with houses that wouldn't stay up and one that got dropped just after the roof was attached but we managed with some wafer cookies for kids who were struggling and it all turned out really well. I'm pretty sure the kids just wanted to eat them the whole time. I kept getting handed little broken bits of houses dipped in frosting for me to eat. 

The week with double-camps I think wasn't really supposed to happen. I was only supposed to do camps at my regular 3 schools but then a school out in Hwacheon (up North by the DMZ border) called and asked for my help with their camp and I'm too much of a push-over to say no. So I had to double-up with Sangcheon's camp. This meant spending all morning at Jichon (the school in Hwacheon) and then rushing to Sangcheon 40-minutes away and skipping my lunch break. It really ran me into the ground but the kids were so cute and funny that it was worth it. 

Jichon is a REALLY rural school, even compared to my usual rural. The view from the school is all rice paddies and a frozen lake with a few huts here and there. We had nearly 20 students from grades 3-6 and they haven't met many foreigners so I was kind of an oddity for them. They kept insisting that I take off my glasses so they could see my eyes and wanting me to say things in Korean so they could make fun of my accent. The teacher kept insisting that I call role too, which I hate because the kids always mock how I say their names. I think he was doing it on purpose to troll me. 

We had a lot of fun though. We made a music video to "better, faster, stronger" by daft punk and made Harry Potter wands. Then I taught them a market-game where they try to buy specific mystery items while shopkeepers want to make the most money. This game is always a hit since the students love to haggle and try out sales tactics. I always tell the students that if I catch them using Korean instead of English, I'll charge them $1 so the kids start desperately whipping out all the English they know. I had one girl yelling out at passing students "Beautiful girl! Come here!" Or "Hey, handsome boy!" and a boy waving a big sign yelling "Big sale!!" Some students would even grab their classmates and drag them over to their "shop". It was hysterical to watch. The kids learned "Too expensive. Give me discount" very fast too. I was reminded of my experiences shopping in the local markets in Chuncheon with ajumas and ajussis shouting whatever English words they know at me. There was a time when a group of guys around my age were selling Pepero at a booth on Pepero-day and one of them spotted me and shouted "Do you want to buy some pepero?" And I said, "Huh?" So all three of them started singing in unison "Would you like some pe-pe-rooooo?" and I sort of darted into a store because I was embarassed. 

The last day we played catch phrase and made "canape". I've never heard of canape but both camps made it and the teachers insisted it's a very popular Western food but I had no idea what it was. It looks like some kind of hors d'oeuvres or appetizer. Just crackers with a bunch of sandwich things piled on them. We made them at Sangcheon the 2nd day of camp and they tasted real gross. They used strawberry jam, cherry tomatoes, kraft singles, and ham. I think the jam ruined them :/ but the kids devoured them anyway. The ones at Jichon were muuuuuch better. Instead of jam we used mayo-tuna (which is tastier than it sounds, I think they add some spices to it). We also had various fruits and veggies as well as spring greens so it was more sandwich-y. The students were really sweet and kept offering me some of the theirs as they made them. I was happy to eat every single one since I was skipping lunch to travel to my next school. 

Day one at Sangcheon, we were going over camp rules and introducing the teachers. I was surprised to see my full name on my name-tag. I've gotten so used to going by just "Whitney" on all my official documents and among my coworkers that I'd almost forgotten I have a last name. When my co-teacher Misun introduced me she asked the students if they knew what my name was. My 3rd graders have been trained by their teacher to greet me "Good morning, wee-doo-nee-teacher!" while the other students only ever call me "teacher". So the 3rd graders proudly shouted "wee-doo-nee!" and I nodded my head and smiled but Misun told them "Nooo, that's not her name". Because she's the one teacher who actually knows how to pronounce it I think she thought the kids were getting it wrong but she saw me nodding and said "Wait, is that your name?" And I had to awkwardly tell her "Well, no... but it's what they call me and I answer to it..." So I think the 3rd graders were confused after that. 

We had 1st and 2nd graders at Sangcheon's camp, which I thought was weird since students don't start learning English til grade 3. 1-2 graders can barely read and write Korean so it seemed like a stretch for them. We had a few meltdowns but they still did okay. It was their first time interacting with a foreigner though so they were pretty weird around me. They mostly kept it together around Misun but anytime she left the room, they would crowd me and start grabbing at my hair, pull my earrings, and try to stare at my eyes and ask me awkward questions about the color. They also wouldn't accept that I don't speak Korean and were constantly asking me questions in rapid Korean no matter how many times I told them I didn't understand. It was ridiculous. 

Anyway, by the end of the double-camps, I was really run down. And it happened to fall on New Year's Eve so I didn't end up doing much celebrating. I was supposed to catch a bus to Pyeongchang that night to go to a New Years party but as soon as I walked into my apartment, my knees buckled and I collapsed onto my bed and could not be moved. I was asleep by 9PM. But New Years day was nice. I was supposed to go hiking with the ward members, since it's a New Years tradition but it was too cold out so we went back to the church and had lunch instead. Sister Seo and some of the ladies in the ward made this amazing mandu (dumpling) soup that's traditionally eaten New Years day as a sign that you're one year older. It was seriously good. Afterward, I hung out with the missionaries and chatted for a little while before we parted ways. They still had to work that day so they went off to some appointments and I decided to stroll around town and see if any movies were playing. I ended up doing some shopping, sightseeing, and then caught the last matinee for the hobbit. I got myself some popcorn and a soda but as I was adjusting my coat and purse, I spilled half of the popcorn into the lap of an Ajuma sitting next to me. I apologized profusely in Korean and she just smiled and patted my cheek, telling me it was okay. It pays to be an adorable foreigner sometimes. 

Cheonjeon's camp started last week and was a little frustrating, especially in the beginning. I still haven't quite gotten how to communicate properly with Mr. Song. Sometimes, we understand each other just fine and other times things get lost in translation so we're both confused. Anyway, I had been pestering him about camp for weeks because I wasn't getting any information. I had had multiple meetings with the teachers at the other 3 schools to plan out winter camp and divvy out roles but Cheonjeon was giving me nothing. I got little bits and pieces of what camp would be like from Mr. Song and actually had to ask some of my 6th graders what time it would be everyday, but still had no idea what to prepare. Finally, Mr. Song told me just not to worry. Other teachers would be leading the classes and I would just help them. He told me to maybe think about some games but otherwise it would be very easy. I don't know his definition of "easy" is, but that camp was nearly a disaster. 

I arrived early the first day and no one was at the school except the maintenance man so he told me to come to the office and gave me tea, rice cakes and some oranges so I wouldn't have to sit in the freezing English room. I waited for about half an hour then texted Mr. Song to ask where the camp would be held in the school but still got nothing. Finally I wandered upstairs and followed the sound of screaming children. A nice Korean lady greeted me and told me she was one of the teachers. I asked her what we would be doing and she told me she had no idea. That was the first red flag. She showed me a stack of books the Vice Principal had just handed her and told me we might just be reading storybooks to the 2nd and 3rd graders. The 2nd graders haven't had a single English class aside from my afterschool class where they barely know a few alphabet letters. 

I spotted Mr. Song going into his classroom and went to talk to him. He finally gave me a printed schedule so I at least knew timetables and what classroom to go to. I had a free period for the first class so he told me to go relax in the office so I walked out into the hall. 

I was stopped by a very flustered Korean woman who grabbed my arm and dragged me into the classroom where the 4-6 graders would meet. She introduced herself as the 3rd teacher and showed me a textbook full of short essays/stories and said she didn't know what to do. Did ANY of these teachers have a lesson plan?? She told me the 4-6 graders would focus on reading and as I skimmed the essays, I found them incredibly dry and boring. She kept flipping through the pages and crying "4 hours of this!" And it was pretty clear she wanted me to come up with a way to make it more engaging. The classroom was already filling with students and I had no idea how to make these textbooks interesting. The 6th graders had been telling me repeatedly the last couple weeks of school that they couldn't wait to see me at winter camp and I was about the deliver the most excruciating week full of intense reading to them. Finally, I remembered a reading game I hadn't had time to use for my 6th graders and threw it together as fast as I could. We read through the first essay a few times and helped the students translate (the 4th graders were especially lost) then we played my reading relay game in teams. It was rough but it got the kids more interested in the reading. Afterward, I edited an old quiz game to match the essay and we used it to review the topic of the essay. Then I had to go to the 2-3 grade room. 

I went in expecting to assist the other teacher but she just handed me a storybook "5 little monkeys" and left the room. So once again, I had to pull a lesson plan out of thin air. I read the book slowly to the students, not that it made much difference for the 2nd graders but they seemed really bored still. So I made them all stand up and taught them some actions while I chanted the story. Eventually a few 2nd graders caught on and actually started chanting the story with me, which was such a relief. Then the actions mutated into a game of "Simon says" where we had to say "Doctor said" instead to match. It wasn't the best lesson but it went better than I expected and a few of the kids took turns being the doctor. 

Luckily, Mr. Song's class was pretty well organized when I went in and he just had me play a simple alphabet game with the 1st graders. The rest of the week went a lot smoother now that I knew what the curriculum would be and knew that I actually had to make lesson plans despite what I'd been told. (Getting used to Korean surprises but I still hate them.) The Vice Principal took us all out for lunch the first day and we had some really tasty vegetable side-dishes and tofu soup. 

Eventually, the teacher over the 4-6 graders got sick of the textbook and let me plan some games and activities instead. We played the market game, which went okay until I caught a 4th grader stealing some of the extra fake money and had to take all of his money away. He wasn't too happy but that's what he gets. I made some of the items random things like "a puppy" "snacks" and "concert tickets" to their favorite band. The kids went nuts and some of them ended up buying only puppies or snacks and missing the point of the game. Seunghee, one of my favorite 6th grade girls, made a cute little sign for her shop that said "Everything 30% off" but then only made $7 and sadly told me "Teacher, I'm poor". I told her sorry but she just smiled and said "It's just a game". At least one of them got it. Her team ended up winning my version of Scattergories anyway.

We did a photo scavenger hunt the last day and the kids were hysterical. One team had a boy pose with their object in every photo and he was a natural Vanna White. It was pretty funny. The kids were supposed to find something starting with every letter of the alphabet as well as a few funny bonus photos like "your group as a K-Pop band" and "Everyone in your group sitting on the same chair". They made for some pretty great photos. I ended up in a few pictures for "Teacher" or "Whitney". One kid did an entire dance number for his "K-Pop" photo. I tallied points at the end and the team that won first-place got to choose a prize first so every team ended up with a prize. The kids were pretty pleased. 

My 2-3 grade class was the most difficult because of the huge contrast in their levels. And the other teacher didn't really want to help me she just told me to teach them phonics or read a book to them and then sat to the side. She was nice, she always gave me tea when I first walked in. She just didn't want anything to do with my lessons. I made a phonics puzzle that we did as a class and then played a few games to practice the sounds. I also taught them the hokey pokey but would stop the music randomly and shout out a number and they'd have to get into groups with that number. They loved it. The 3rd graders think I'm a walking jukebox and are always making requests for songs like "Owl City" and a food song they call "Yucky". I usually play a few songs at the beginning of class but then the kids get out of control. One boy made it particularly difficult during this class though because of his temper. He's one of my 3rd graders and has always been a bit of a wild card but he got really violent during camp. He wanted to call the shots on all the games and be in control and if I didn't give him his way he would always get in my face and start screaming at me. The last day, he actually brought a pocket knife to school and threatened me with it in the beginning of class. He held it up to my face and waved it around while instructing me on what games we would play that day and what roles I would let him play in them. I was a little shocked and looked over at the other teacher but she didn't even give us a second glance so I grabbed his wrist and slowly lowered the knife. He finally put it away but pulled it out a few times more during class so that I saw it. I ended up giving him very few roles in the games and luckily he didn't actually pull out the knife again but he did scream an awful lot. I told him repeatedly that I wouldn't let him take part in the games if he was going to scream so he sat in a corner and spent most of the class throwing paper airplanes at me. The teacher still did nothing but told me at the end that my games were too loud. Kind of frustrating. 

The last day the school gave me 3 giant cookies but I really don't like the cookies here. They're always dry and way too crunchy. But the 2-3 graders saw me carrying them and kept begging me to give them to them so at the end of class I broke them into tiny pieces and somehow managed to feed the entire class. I was pretty pleased with myself and glad to be rid of the cookies so they didn't go to waste but then the other teacher handed me a new bag of cookies as I walked out the door. Ugh. 

With camp finally over, I felt a huge relief. I just have a week of desk-warming now and then I go to the Philippines this Saturday. I've been needing that vacation. After school on Friday, Sunyoung took me and her daughter, Yena, to the frozen lake to bobsled. It was really fun. You sit on a wooden board and use two stakes to propel yourself around. The ice was pretty slick so we got going pretty fast. Yena struggled a bit with hers at first but she got it down by the end. Then Sunyoung brought us to a fancy steak restaurant that she had coupons for. It was right next to my house and was all American-style food. The owner spent some time in Italy studying culinary arts and spoke English really well so she was excited to talk with me. We had Caesar salad, margherita pizza, and steak with brussel sprouts. Then the owner gave us free broccoli-cheese soup. It tasted amazing, I haven't had American food in such a long time. Sunyoung admitted that she didn't really love the food there but she thought I must be homesick so had wanted to take me there. It was really kind of her. Yena asked her usual funny questions. Right now she's really caught up on wanting me to get married. She insisted on getting to plan my wedding and giving me a makeover. I told her it may be a few years but she was definitely invited. When we got in the car, Yena told me she had a gift for me and pulled out a clay wedding cake that she had made at school. It was really beautiful and intricate. I have it sitting on top of my TV in my apartment along with some origami that my 3rd graders made for me. 

Sister Seo and Elder Boyack got transferred to Seoul last Tuesday. It was really sad, especially seeing Sister Seo leave. She had been joking saying "Chuncheon is miiine" after she got to stay last transfer. She's been here about 7-8 months so we kind of thought she'd stay forever. We had one last family home evening with the two to send them off with cake and games. The African girl that Sister Seo and Sister Mccloskey have been teaching came and we stuck together since no else spoke much English. The next day, Brother Kim had me and the missionaries over for dinner before they all went to the train station to part ways. We had a ton of food. I'm always amazed how much these tiny Koreans can eat. Sister Seo says that she'll come visit when she gets off her mission in July so I guess I'll see her again. She's from Busan way down the coast too so I'll have an excuse to go down there. Still sad not to see her at church anymore. She was the ward pianist and one of the bishopric members had been hinting that I might be next so I'm a little worried.

This weekend was the ice festival up in Hwacheon. The city is surrounded by a river and also has a giant lake in the center and it all freezes over this time of year. The festival is set up on the frozen river so you literally walk on ice through most of it. There was a ton of ice-fishing going on and one kid was bragging that he caught over 40 fish. People do bare-hand fishing there too, it's pretty hard-core. The buses from Chuncheon were really full. I guess a lot of people here are really into fishing. There was an ice-castle full of sculptures that we explored and then we went for Ice-quads and ice-soccer. Ice soccer was pretty intense since we were running around a frozen court on the river, kicking a hockey puck around. I scored a lot of our goals but I paid for it with some pretty colorful bruises. I'm part of a book club that meets in Hwacheon so I went with that group after our book discussion. It was a lot of fun and they had a ton going on - tube-rides, ice-slides, ice-ATVs, robot sleighs, hockey, ice-fishing, and tons and tons of booths with food and archery and other games. I'll definitely be going again if I'm here next year. 

Anyway, that's it for now. Sorry for the long e-mail. I'll try to send one more often now that I'm not buried in Winter Camps. Let me know what you guys are up to, it's been a while! 

-Whit